Friday, December 20, 2013

God is an abusive boyfriend

Everything I learned about abusive relationships came from Yahweh/Jehovah and my former faith.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Loki: Norse God of Fire, Mischief and Chaos

                                                

I must give thanks to Loki for his gift of fire for,without it,Mom would've never been able to prepare our Thanksgiving feast. For all the goddesses and gods I thank this year,see last year's declaration in Nov.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Halloween Fun all Last Month

I went as Persephone. Here are the pics:

www.facebook.com/straburyred/photos

I had a lot inspiration for the costume from these sites:

www.takebackhalloween.org/persephone

and
www.icon.co.za/~heinl/persephone.htm

Special thanx to my aunt for sewing my chiton and providing me w/some of my accessories.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Things to Do Before You go Back to Church Sunday

1. get laid

2. Become an atheist, pagan, Buddhist, or other non-Christian

3. Give thanks to Loki for every bawdy/offensive joke you ever told

4. Tell the god of Abraham to go fuck himself

5. Use the pages of Leviticus as toilet paper

6. Blaspheme Jehovah/Yahweh

7. practice deep-throating

8. Tell your bible-bashing relatives how you really feel and that you're only putting up w/them in case you need a kidney transplant

9. Rip your Bible out of its binding and glue in Baudelaire's Fleurs du Mal. When called upon to read next Bible study,recite The Litanies of Satan instead.

10. Make a list of reasons why Thor pwns JC

11. Switch to decaf

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Father's Day

In addition to my love and appreciation for my earthly father,I would love to thank my divine fathers like Zeus and Odin. Zeus,great protector of mortals and gods alike as well as Lord of Sky and Keeper of Justice. Yet even you are wise enough to realize you can't run the entire show by yourself,nor do you insist on single fatherhood. Father Odin,you gave your eye for our knowledge and I intend to honor you for it by learning something new each and everyday. I have no desire to insult you by watching reality TV,thus diminishing my brain cells.

What Does it Mean to be Anti-Christian?

If being anti-Christian means supporting gay rights and loving members of the GLBT community,I have not choice but to plead guilty. If being anti-Christian means putting all my faith in science and reason in opposition to a book of bullshit and superstition,I am guilty. If I prefer ethics over dogma and good over god/Yahweh,I'm obviously anti-Christian. If I believe I and others w/two "X" chromosomes deserve the same rights,opportunities,pay,education,etc. as a man instead the scriptural shit in Timothy 2:11 telling me to keep my mouth shut and submit,I am guilty as charged of being anti-Christian. If being anti-Christian means refusing to tell a pagan they have the wrong religion,I must plead guilty.

If I insist the Bible is evil,ass-backward,poisonous piece of shit that deserves to be burned and banned from civilized society and organized religion should be outlawed,I stand guilty. If I love Final Fantasy's anti-religious stance,I am anti-Christian. If I realize that in order to have a full human life,one must experience a significant amount of hell to appreciate joy and the best it has to offer,I must be living by a deeply anti-Christian philosophy. If I view the god I once revered as a Machiavellian,narcissistic,blood-thirsty,self-absorbed despot who cares nothing for the world and Lucifer as the courageous one who chose to ask questions instead of obeying blindly,I am anti-Christian.

If all the above makes me anti-Christian,I stand guilty... and proud of it. Should anyone tell me I am anti-Christian,I will take it as a compliment and thank them. Being anti-Christian is the best thing I could ever be.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Still Not Honoring the Sabbath

Today was a worry-free day of shopping. Also,today's biggest sin was gluttony. I had Berry Berry French Toast Brioche w/hash browns,four sausages,and scrambled eggs w/cheese. I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Commandment #3 Broken

Told my sister Jehovah/Yahweh could go fuck himself... and boy,it felt awesome!

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Not Honoring the Sabbath

Did three loads of laundry and took a trip to hell in the game,Muramasa:the Demon Blade. The fourth commandment was dishonored and Jehovah/Yahweh wasn't acknowledged or given credit for anything... except maybe for being a "my way or the highway" kind of a-hole.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Seven Deadly Sins

Today's Sin: Sloth --- Didn't feel like doing anything except playing video games and spending time online. I intend to keep it up by watching DVDs and looking through my fav magazines.

Breaking the Commandments

BROKEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE DAY
 
 
In order to liven up this blog,I've decided to make a list which of the ten commandments I disobeyed. So far,I've been coveting a fair bit of merchandise on Ebay in violation of #10. Damn,some of it is so expensive. However,I did get three Nintendo Power issues in the mail that I purchased on the site last week.