1. get laid
2. Become an atheist, pagan, Buddhist, or other non-Christian
3. Give thanks to Loki for every bawdy/offensive joke you ever told
4. Tell the god of Abraham to go fuck himself
5. Use the pages of Leviticus as toilet paper
6. Blaspheme Jehovah/Yahweh
7. practice deep-throating
8. Tell your bible-bashing relatives how you really feel and that you're only putting up w/them in case you need a kidney transplant
9. Rip your Bible out of its binding and glue in Baudelaire's Fleurs du Mal. When called upon to read next Bible study,recite The Litanies of Satan instead.
10. Make a list of reasons why Thor pwns JC
11. Switch to decaf
