25. You like to go on how faith deters crime yet can't put your finger on why the US has the highest murder rate.
26. You fail to see the humor in jokes like, "If I'm somehow made from dirt,then God must be full of $h*t," or "I gave myself to Jesus,but now he never calls."
27. you're baffled by the way small children are capable of retaining info and distinguishing fantasy from reality,yet still insist on treating them like cute,impressionable idiots.
28. You're quick to say Harry Potter is of the devil while failing to recognize that Yahweh's actions in the OT are remarkably similar to that of the series' arch villain,Lord Voldemort.
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